Potatoes of Defiance

"Fear is a strange soil. Mainly, it grows obedience like corn, which grows in rows and makes weeding easy. But sometimes it grows the potatoes of defiance, which flourish underground." -Terry Pratchett


"tumblr taught me more than school"

shut up

shut the FUCK up

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Figured Sharknado deserved some fan art. I’m not even sorry. 


some fucking spider had babies in my lamp. this is bullshit. THEY AREN’T EVEN PAYING RENT. PUT A STOP TO FREELOADING SPIDERS. 


Get your facts straight, CNN.

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I think that’s actually violent sarcasm

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internet jokes come and go but bad fanfiction is eternal 

you may even say bad fanfiction is


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“It’s amazing to witness how attitudes on gay rights have evolved in my lifetime,” said Jack Hunter, the artist behind next week’s cover, “Moment of Joy.” Hunter, who originally submitted his image, unsolicited, to a Tumblr, continued, “This is great for our kids, a moment we can all celebrate.”

(via Cover Story: Bert and Ernie Celebrate Gay Marriage : The New Yorker)

The New Yorker is so much better than every other magazine.

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i like how there’s barely enough room to fit a phone in the pockets of girl pants but in boys’ pants pockets you can perform your nieces baptism 

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A New Challenger of the Day: Useless Box with Surprises

You’ve probably seen one of these strange self-terminating gizmos on YouTube before, but we assure you, this particular device assembled by Jeffrey Kohler is not your average useless box. For more videos of custom-made useless boxes, head over to Know Your Meme!


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